Reasons People Have For Being Against Gay Marriage
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Copy/Paste this to your journal or myspace bulletin if you support Gay Marriage and believe that the majority of those who don't are unwilling to recognize what it means to love another person regardless of any prejudices
Reasons people have for being for gay marriage:
1) Those who are against gay marriage are clearly just afraid of what popular opinion might think, regardless of the fact that it seems to be the new, trendy, hip thing to support the blasphemous institution similar to the backing surrenderred to rap music and teenagers who commit suicide.
2) Obviously if God could rewrite the Holy Bible, He would change His views to keep up with the times, and allow His holy sanctity to be disgraced by those who give in to animal-like pig lust.
3) We, the liberals of America, are firmly against the undeniable truth that this country was founded off of purely Christian values that simply allowed for a freedom of religion; that the phrase "SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE" was not actually written into the constitution and actually has no historical background in American government, and repeatedly ignore the threat of Sodom and Gemorrah, 'cause, hey! Christianity is a crock anyway, and, to tell you the truth, we aren't all that afraid of fire and brimstone. Jump on the bandwagon!
4) The fight against homosexual marriage is nothing more than an immature, old-fashioned prejudice against people who clearly have the judgment and right to be married against everything written into not only the Bible, but the Big Book of Common Sense (seeing as a homosexual couple cannot produce offspring which proves its unnaturality). While we're at it, why not just allow 35-year-old fathers to marry their 14-year-old daughters when they fall in love, and how about cats too! Some people happen to be in love with their cats, and, hey now, we wouldn't be called the conjurers of prejudice based on age, family, or species, heck no!
5) It's a perfect argument that homosexuality is not a changeable feeling, because, contrary to not only genetic testing, but the fact that homosexuals have been converted to heterosexuals, and vice versa (in an 80-years-to-life prison sentence example), homosexuality is written into the very DNA!
All this is obvious if you understand that the country doesn't have to be a theocracy to base laws on religious values, and that it's not only a religious, but a logical argument that homosexuality is not only wrong, but unnatural.